The Colbert Report
(aired 02/21/2011)
Intro – Happy talk, about 1 min
Lead Story – Egypt Uprising – Protestors seize the second largest city Lybia, Benghazi. 2 min
- I believe they chose this as the lead story because it is the most significant and important worldly event that impacts us all either directly, or indirectly at the gas pump.
- Colbert set the tone for this episode fairly sarcastically with a brief monologue and witty banter. Athough this is a comedy news show, Colbert is regarded as one of the most trusted sources for news. His facial expressions are seriously funny.
Wisconsin Budget Standoff – trying to end the union stronghold. 1 min
“Cheating Death” – More people are afraid of outliving their money than actually dying.
Man taking Requip medication for Parkinson's disease claims the drug turned him into a gay sex addict. About 1 minute of story, 2 minutes making fun of the claim, “happy talk.” – 3 minutes total.
“Reproductive Health” – Laughing your way into pregnancy. Clown antics supposedly increase pregnancy 16%, claim it’s related to the decrease in stress laughing at the clowns provide.
About 1.5 minutes of story, 1.5 minutes making fun of the story, “happy talk.” – 3 minutes total.
Commercials – 2 minutes
Lexus Hybrid.
Susan G Komen 3-Day for the Cure walk.
Metro PCS
AAMCO
2012 Presidential Race – Rick Santorum casts his vote to enter. His main problem though, if you Google his last name “Santorum” the first result is “a frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.” Greatest political mess ever instigated by a Dan Savage who launched the campaign to “google bomb” that new term back in 2003 and it has since been dragging the politician’s name through, “the frothy mud.” Dan Savage wanted to associate the politician with the term given the last name. 3.5 minutes
Commercials - 3.5 minutes
KFC – 5 for $5, “today tastes so good”
Motorola zoom tablet, “everything the tablet should be”
Sucker Punch, PG-13
Playstation, Killzone 3
Comedy Central ad – Donald Trump Roast
MetroPCS “tech and talk”
Carl’s Jr, “because chickens don’t have nuggets”
Sandiego.org/choosehappy “where happy happens”
Eugene Jarecki created an HBO documentary about Reagan. Reagan is a different man than we’ve seen, what we’ve seen is a myth. Reagan actually raised taxes 6 of his 8 years. Reaganists are extremists, they want to put him on the dime, the ten dollar bill and Mount Rushmore. Reagan is a “statuesque figure of rigid values” but people need to realize he is human, he is a man, despite some of the great things he did, he also did some terrible things. 6 minutes.
Commercials - 2.5 minutes
Redbull gives you wings
Universal, your highness, rated R
Hyundai Senata
Comedy Central ad – Donald Trump Roast
Comedy Central ad
Show recap, closing credits
In total there were approximately 22 minutes of show. Of that time, about 6 minutes were poking fun at issues or happy talk, and 8 minutes worth of advertisements.